feelinglitigiouss-deactivated20:
need a girl who poops in her underwear
Are you expecting this to be taken seriously? The conundrum is that you have both extremely low standards, and also extremely high standars.
Though I wish you to meet a very ‘one in a million’ type girl.
need a girl who poops in her socks
(via cheekedupwhiteboy)
are people allowed to say kys here
We’re allowed to say faggot don’t worry about it
(via grimeclown)
sorry i didn’t answer your texts. a dove wept and i had to listen
(via feraligatr)
“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
Now that it’s back it’s hard to remember a time where they sued to get the post taken down
(via longnuts)